A very special, very late President’s Day episode! Doc, Artie, and golden-voiced special guest Chris guide their long-suffering listeners through the favorite libations of our drunkest presidents.
Part I – Washington to Roosevelt
Conclusion: The best way to impress someone is to lure them to your house with barrels of whisky and a truly gigantic block of cheese.
Drink menu:
Shots of whiskey
Sherry, nasty gross sherry
Artie’s special martini (no recipe, but he rims it with a special MSG blend and it is to die for)
Franklin Roosevelt’s Martini (basically a very dirty martini with too much vermouth and, inexplicably, a dash of absinthe)
The Haitian Libation (rum, orange juice, brown sugar, egg white, despair)
Many, many more shots of whiskey
Booze Partisans, we’re sorry we took so long to get this primo content to you. Although given our willingness to destroy our own livers for you for free, perhaps it is you who should apologize to us.
We never claimed to be competent, attentive, wise, or forward-thinking, so when a third person was added to the mix, we felt very threatened and confused and did not take very many pictures. Also, Chris is much more suited to podcasting than either of us and we are afraid that our fanbase will demand that we both be fired and replaced by him.
Also, we did promise to post Doc’s hangover pic on the blog, but…no. We won’t be doing that.
Here’s Artie mixing a martini in the most menacing way a human possibly could:
And the result!
Doc was spared the horrors of research this time, so no book list. Thanks to Artie and Chris for taking over the research for this two-parter. Extra special thanks to Chris for being willing to put his professional name, sanity, and overall health on the line to talk to us.
You may notice that this episode doesn’t sound as much like two drunks struggling to speak a human language! All thanks to Jim, who took on the horrifying mantle of splicing and editing our content into something sane.
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We’ll return later this summer for another two-parter on the worst drinks of the worst decade–the 1970s.